Google has often been accused of taking over the world. Now, it's going to STALK the world!
A stalker insider (who wishes to be unnamed) says Google recently made a 5 billion dollar deal with the Stalker Squad. In exchange for 999999999 tracking devices, Google will now have the ability to stalks you anytime, anywhere. Using a Super Hi-Tech Ultra Awesomeness Pwnage Tracking Device (SHTUAPTD), Google raids your computer and finds your personal information. The information is then relayed to Google, which is relayed to the Stalker Squad, and then Randy stalks you!!!!!!
How the SHTUAPTD works is not entirely clear. Stalker researcher I. A. Brouhaha says, “We believe that Google sends little elves through wires, and then they start raiding your computer.” Others say highly – trained frogs and hippopotamuses. Either way, the threat is here. Google will stalk us all!!!!!!
1 comment:
who new who new tht google would be stalking us in so many ways
i need to buy more anti stalking spray
From Husbus984/sstalker4evr
P.S there having a sell on anitstaker spray for 2.99 at CVS
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