Randy’s recently released autobiography, entitled “I Will Stalk You”, has currently become the New York Times #1 bestseller. Book reviewer A. O. Bott has some comments to say, “It’s very interesting that stalking can take such massive appeal in America. I suspect that stalking will become a new fad.”
His book talks about how Randy created the stalker squad and his first five victims. Interestingly, every chapter ends with his victim screaming, “BY GOLLYWHOCKS!” Experts say that the word “Gollywhocks” could soon become part of modern vocabulary.
We recently got a chance to interview Randy at his maximum security stalker squad. Transcript as follows:
Us: What inspired you to write about stalking?
Randy: I wanted to remember the heyday of when I was a young lad, making my very own tracking device.
Us: So this is a memoir?
Randy: I guess so.
Us: What will your next book be about?
Randy: About how I stalked YOUUUU!!!!!
Us: AHHHH!!!!! BY GOLLYWHOCKS!
Our interview was abruptly ended. It is rumored that our interviewer is being taken hostage. Stay tuned for more updates.
4 comments:
OMGGG!!!!!!!! RISYBG AND RISMBG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol niiiice boen
Very nice......
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I'm Randy's worst nightmare...
Well, now I am
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